Disclaimer

The company known as "Assasins R Us" is a work of complete fiction. Any resemblance to an actual company/association/group/(insert synonym) is purely coincidental. This webpage and everything on it is the work of someone who has way too much time on his hands and just enough knowledge of HTML to be dangerous. DO NOT take anything on this webpage seriously. It is all falsehood and fabrication (with a bit of redundancy thrown in for good measure). All orders placed for the execution of any fellow human being will be completely ignored, but place an order anyway if it makes you feel better.